First Blog Ever

So I recently discovered the wonderful world of blogging thanks to a conversation with one of my favorite wives, Nina. I'll admit that up until a few short hours ago, I thought that blogging was what it was called when fat, "blobbish," people attempted to start a fitness routine by running, or "jogging." I never knew that it was a way for me to let loose the fucked up and insane thoughts that run through my head on a constant basis. That being said, here it goes!

I guess that a popular blog topic is upcoming holidays. The closest one I can think of is Halloween. I don't really care too much for this holiday, since I never did stupid shit like trick-or-treating as a kid. I do, however, have some opinions on what fine bitches should dress up as on this one night of the year. People say that October 31st is an excuse for any girl to let out her inner-slut, so I am here to help all the young, attractive women of the world with ideas on how to dress. Being very blunt, this is what I want to see this year from all you attractive women who might actually read this.

1. Angel
By dressing as a sexy angel, you actually are saying, "I am anything but the winged being I resemble, and need a piece of man-meat thrusted deep inside me now!" Let me be clear. A Halloween angel should not look like this:
Get it? She was on Touched by an Angel, that show that we all watched when we were 12. A true Halloween angel should look like this:

Yes, the wings here are very elaborate, but you get the picture; bra, panties, a halo, wings, and a tight fucking bod.

2. Demon
Could there be a better complimenting costume to your best friend in an angel outfit who you may or may not have had a threesome with? Hell no. And I'm sure that you know what kind of demon I am talking about, but just for illustration:


3. Vampire Chick
I am definitely not talking about Dracula's bride here. I'm talking about the Kate "Sure, you can suck my blood as long as you touch my wiener too" Beckinsale kind of vampire. I hope nobody needs help getting a sexy image of this in their head, but in case you need some assistance:
4. Baby Doll from Sucker Punch
Many of you may not have seen this movie, or thought twice about it if you did, but something about a sexy blonde with pigtails wearing a school girl's outfit carrying a katana and a .45 makes my pants infinitely tighter.

Ladies, I hope you get the point. And who knows? Maybe all you fine women out there will get lucky this year and I will choose a costume where my sexy body is exposed as well.

If I offended you in this first post, I am not sorry. If I did not, I will get to you soon, especially if you are a woman. My next post should come sometime before 2012, so stay vigilant! Peace bitches!!!