This one goes out to the tweeting peeps who will not let my phone stop ringing...
There are many different ways to define "game." Therefore, this post will be about actions and sayings that show absolutely no "game."
1. Leaving a bar/club before the smooth lines you planted into a girl's cerebrum have had time to develop into a beautiful flower, which you then proceed to fuck.
2. Saying shit like, "although you are rocking it, that girl isn't that hot." If you are sober enough to form that kind of opinion, you do not rate a fucking opinion. Fact.
3. Anyone who does not fist pump and jump up and down to a recognizable song with a bad ass beat. ie. bon jovi, project pat, john mayer, or the backsteet boys
4. Sometimes chicks are all over your ass, and the music is loud, but you still must bust out a crazy loud fart in order to see which chick is really down with the shit you plan on doing to her later on in the evening. Yes, she may get pink eye, but she is going to have so many orgasms in the process.
5. I know this makes no goddamn sense with the rest of the post, but what the hell happened to cougars? A couple years ago they were ripe for the picking, but now it seems that they all have some stupid ass commitment to a husband or baby's daddy. It's the last fucking new year's that any of is going to see because the fucking world is going to end; fucking fuck some random sexy dude oozing with confidence!!!! Seriously, why the hell is this so much harder than it was a few decades ago? (And oh yeah, I know. In 1986 I was sucking on titties and feeling up vajajays like it was nobody's beeswax.)
6. This blog better be the biggest hashtag on twitter since Kim Kardashian bought her asscheeks on ebay or I will kill a motha fucka. Yes, that means your dad is going down, biatch!
