Friday, February 17, 2012

lets fucking do it

So, I have the name of this blog as tits and tats 69, let's fucking write something deserving of that title.

As Anberlin would say, I'm too old to know, too young to care. Eversincehence, this blog may not make sense but it comes straight from the heart. I'll be fucking honest. I am looking for someone; someone who makes my heart race and my dick hard at the same time. Let me describe this woman for you. She has at least C-cup tits, a rock-and-roll personality, tattoos in naughty places, and a vagine ready for the plundering, by me, of course.

Now I know that men have their sort of "periods," but this is not what I'm talking about. It is true that sometimes nerds like the cool ass faggots in bYd can whoop that ass of the semi-popular kids in FFZ in all competitions except midget fighting, but later in life we all are the same. This sameness creates a brotherhood that can only be rivaled by alcohol, drugs, or common decency. In other words, we are all the same. If you cannot understand this, then fuck you bitch, because you are not a person with feelings.

I know this may intercede one of my older posts, but feelings and relationships of any kind from fucking high school sometimes do mean shit. I love all you fuckers I had any type of emotional response towards in high school, except you fucking nameless douchebag who will never read this. (BTW if you are that nameless douchebag, then yes, I did fuck your mother while your father watched via security cam two weeks later.) The point of this blog is, all of you who have touched my life, I fucking love you; from the so called "loser" who has nothing better to do than read this, to the hot ass babe who wastes her precious time reading this shiza, I love you all. Thank you for being a part of my life, and I wish you all the best in life, kinda like how I will marry the hottest woman alive and have pulitzer, acadamy, and grammy award winning fucked up children. Peace out bitches!!!!